Abeerforbreakfast is launching a new social networking site, Crapn.com.
“Personally, I get a little frustrated when I call one of my friends and I get their voice-mail. How was I supposed to know they were on the crapper? Now, with Crapn, the user can just send a little “poop” or “pee“ and I’ll know not to call them at that time.”
“I envision toilets of the future with Crapn update buttons built-in next to the flush handle…a little #1, and a little #2. Hit the button and send a pee or a poop. This is going to revolutionize our experience in the bathroom. I think society really needs this,” said Jim. “There is such an obvious void here…and Crapn fills it!”
“I think this is great for celebrities too. People want to know when Ashton, Brad, Angelina…even Molly Shannon…
are….well, you know…Crapn! We know everything else about them…this is a natural next step.”
Finally… a social-networking site with real meaning. Stay tuned for updates!