New Social Networking Site Crapn.com Ready to Launch

Abeerforbreakfast is launching a new social networking site, Crapn.com.

“We flickr, we tweet, we update  facebook…the last piece of our social life that we don’t share with our friends is when we’re on the toilet” said Jim, the founder of Abeerforbreakfast and Crapn.com.

Your friends want to know when you're doing this.

Your friends want to know when you're doing this.

“Personally, I get a little frustrated when I call one of my friends and I get their voice-mail.  How was I supposed to know they were on the crapper?  Now, with Crapn, the user can just send a little “poop” or “pee“  and I’ll know not to call them at that time.”

I'll take that call!! It's that important!!!

I'll take that call!! It's that important!!!

“I  envision toilets of the future with Crapn update buttons built-in next to the flush handle…a little #1, and a little #2. Hit the button and send a pee or a poop. This is going to revolutionize our experience in the bathroom. I think society really needs this,” said Jim.  “There is such an obvious void here…and Crapn fills it!”

“I think this is great for celebrities too.  People want to know when Ashton, Brad, Angelina…even Molly Shannon…

Molly, about to take a seat and update on Crapn!

Molly, about to take a seat and update on Crapn!

are….well, you know…Crapn! We know everything else about them…this is a natural next step.”

Finally… a social-networking site with real meaning.  Stay tuned for updates!

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Bottoms up!

Jim

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