How to BREAK INTO MY HOME–Courtesy of Fox News

I’m so pissed off I can barely type this.  I feel like this right now!For this post I ask you to do two things.  The first is to read this in a loud angry voice at the top of your lungs, and the second is to please leave a comment and let me know what you think of this.  Here goes.  Use your angry voice now.

Fox News actually did a “how to” piece for wanna be Home Invaders!  Turns out there’s this thing called a “bump key” that’s readily available on the internet for about $50 bucks that can open virtually any door!  It can open your door, my door, my neighbor’s door, every door in the friggin’ country and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Thanks Fox News! Not only did the genuises at Fox talk about it, they did a friggin’ demonstration on how to use one…despite what they said. Oh yeah, they also tell you where to get them.

Inquiring thug minds needed to know this.

“I’ve got a great idea! Let’s scare the shit out of everybody and give the thugs that didn’t have this info a “how to” video.  Crime will go up and we’ll have more horriffic news stories to cover!”  I imagine the pitch for the story went something like that.scared-shitless

So, you might as well leave your front door open with a map of your house that tells the thugs where all your stuff is.treasure-map

In my opinion, some things don’t need to be broadcast…interrogation techniques, one more story on Octomom and instruction on HOW TO BREAK INTO MY F#%^ing HOUSE!

I’m sick of the media.

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Cheers,

Jim

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