I’m so pissed off I can barely type this. For this post I ask you to do two things. The first is to read this in a loud angry voice at the top of your lungs, and the second is to please leave a comment and let me know what you think of this. Here goes. Use your angry voice now.
Fox News actually did a “how to” piece for wanna be Home Invaders! Turns out there’s this thing called a “bump key” that’s readily available on the internet for about $50 bucks that can open virtually any door! It can open your door, my door, my neighbor’s door, every door in the friggin’ country and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Not only did the genuises at Fox talk about it, they did a friggin’ demonstration on how to use one…despite what they said. Oh yeah, they also tell you where to get them.
Inquiring thug minds needed to know this.
“I’ve got a great idea! Let’s scare the shit out of everybody and give the thugs that didn’t have this info a “how to” video. Crime will go up and we’ll have more horriffic news stories to cover!” I imagine the pitch for the story went something like that.
In my opinion, some things don’t need to be broadcast…interrogation techniques, one more story on Octomom and instruction on HOW TO BREAK INTO MY F#%^ing HOUSE!
I’m sick of the media.